Wear a t-shirt appropriate to your station in life. Whether you're high and mighty, or not-high and expendable; whether you're good, evil or morally noncommittal, there's something for you here. Especially appropriate if you're an actual king, bishop, etc.
You bear the heavy burden of command. But luckily not the heavy burdens of fetching, carrying, fighting and dying.
You bear the heavy burden of command and also the heavy burden of appearing in innumerable gossip magazines.
Your authority derives from a higher power, and you wear a correspondingly theatrical uniform.
You're brave, handsome, well-armed, highly skilled, and unfortunately prone to a certain when-all-you-have-is-a-hammer mentality.
You have a drawbridge and a moat, and are full of stern-eyed men with bows and arrows.