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Status Symbols - T-shirts that actually say something useful.

Chess series

Wear a t-shirt appropriate to your station in life. Whether you're high and mighty, or not-high and expendable; whether you're good, evil or morally noncommittal, there's something for you here. Especially appropriate if you're an actual king, bishop, etc.

Available designs

King
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You bear the heavy burden of command. But luckily not the heavy burdens of fetching, carrying, fighting and dying.

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Queen
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You bear the heavy burden of command and also the heavy burden of appearing in innumerable gossip magazines.

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Bishop
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Your authority derives from a higher power, and you wear a correspondingly theatrical uniform.

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Knight
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You're brave, handsome, well-armed, highly skilled, and unfortunately prone to a certain when-all-you-have-is-a-hammer mentality.

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Rook
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You have a drawbridge and a moat, and are full of stern-eyed men with bows and arrows.

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Pawn
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You're one of the countless faceless, disposable nobodies who do the actual work.

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