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Status Symbols - T-shirts that actually say something useful.

Weather series

Let people know what kind of emotional weather they can expect from you with an appropriate choice of t-shirt. If you're professionally obliged to be perpetually cheerful (or ill-tempered, etc) you can just wear the same thing every day!

Available designs

Sunny
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You're the CEO of a major bank and the Federal Reserve just gave you a gigantic amount of free money.

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Cloudy
Weather Cloudy t-shirt - design preview Zoom in

Life is good. Or at least not too bad.

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Rainy
Weather Rainy t-shirt - design preview Zoom in

Your goldfish/hamster/MacBook Air died.

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Stormy
Weather Stormy t-shirt - design preview Zoom in

You couldn't get your shoelaces the same length on both sides this morning. People better watch out.

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Snowy
Weather Snowy t-shirt - design preview Zoom in

You're not here to make small talk.

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