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When you strip away the meaningless detail, a lot of things in life basically come down to one thing: your people versus their people. So instead of the usual Ann Coulter or Linux Penguin t-shirt, why not let the other guy know whose side you're on the old-fashioned way – with medieval blazon.
Design your own heraldic t-shirt, cap, track jacket or whatever with elements from the Status Symbols gallery of heraldic imagery.