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Status Symbols - T-shirts that actually say something useful.

Ratings series

People are going to judge you based on what they see – give them a little help with a convenient, at-a-glance summary of others' opinions of you. And if your score is low, hey – your refreshing candour is probably good for another half star.

Available designs

Half
Ratings Half t-shirt - design preview Zoom in

Well, maybe you're so-bad-it's-good bad as opposed to plain old so-bad-it's-appalling bad.

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One-and-a-half
Ratings One and a Half t-shirt - design preview Zoom in

You're too modest to make an exhibition of yourself with some vulgar, flashy display of competence.

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Two-and-a-half
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You're the conservative choice. The safe pair of hands. Competent – but not too competent.

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Three-and-a-half
Ratings Three and a Half t-shirt - design preview Zoom in

You're actually a four – or you would be if it wasn't for your irritating false modesty.

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Four
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Either you really are perfect, or you make a point of only associating with people who have really low expectations.

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