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Chess series
Wear a t-shirt appropriate to your station in life. Whether you're high and mighty, or not-high and expendable; whether you're good, evil or morally noncommittal, there's something for you here. Especially appropriate if you're an actual king, bishop, etc.
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King
You bear the heavy burden of command. But luckily not the heavy burdens of fetching, carrying, fighting and dying.
Queen
You bear the heavy burden of command and also the heavy burden of appearing in innumerable gossip magazines.
Bishop
Your authority derives from a higher power, and you wear a correspondingly theatrical uniform.
Knight
You're brave, handsome, well-armed, highly skilled, and unfortunately prone to a certain when-all-you-have-is-a-hammer mentality.
