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Status Symbols - T-shirts that actually say something useful.

Ratings series

Three and a Half

You like to think you're a Three-and-a-Half, but really you're actually more like a Two-and-a-Half who believes in the Power of Positive Thinking. Or you're a would-be Four with self-esteem issues

Available in male and female adult sizes, in loose-fitting or fitted American Apparel styles.

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